Awkward Catholic

Living my faith as the awkward man of God that I am.


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The Boredom of Heaven

I’ve made a deal with God that when I get to heaven and all’s said and done, the Secondsong-to-sing Coming is all wrapped up, evil is defeated for good and Christ reigns over all in glory forever, that I’ll get to do a solo song in praise of the his supremely beautiful Mother. This being due to the fact that He gave me such a lousy singing voice here on earth.

But I digress. Tonight some of the teens teens I work with expressed concern over being bored in heaven; an eternity with God, awesome! But that’s going to get kind of repetitive after awhile, isn’t it? Well no, not really… not at all. There will be no boredom in heaven. There simply can’t be.

Boredom

Look at it this way, all creation is an expression of the unending, over-flowing love of God. Every single thing that exists does so as an expression of God. Of course we have twisted many things, if we’re being honest we twist pretty much everything, into something selfish, but in it’s very nature, all things exist for God, in God and through God, which means that all things are designed as an expression of God and his love. Therefor, the enjoyment we receive from any created thing, or person, is in part a reflection of God.

Therefore, it stands to reason that if you love Hot and Now Krispy Kreme Donuts (and who doesn’t?!) then you’ll find that joy in heaven as well. If you love flying down the road with the top down and the wind in your hair, then that joy will be found in heaven. If you love sitting on a mountain top and gazing in wonder at creation then that joy will be there for you. If you love the thrill of jumping from a perfectly good airplane, or the excitement of asking someone out on a date for the first time, or reading a good book on a rainy day with your favorite cup of coffee or tea, then those joys will be there in heaven too!

But in an even fuller, pure, more prefected way. Because in most things we engage with here on earth they are at least tinged with imperfection and sin, even the marital embrace of a loving husband and wife is more often than not tinged with selfishness. But in heaven, the fleeting and imperfect nature of all things will be transformed in glorious beauty. And lest we think of heaven as an earth-less cloud-like existence, remember in Scripture it tells us that the old earth and heaven will pass away and a new earth and a new heaven will come. It will be even more beautiful than Eden. In fact it has to be, just like we will be more glorious than Adam and Eve in the pre-fallen state. This new heaven and earth will be in perfect harmony and perfect and complete union!

Solitude

As I was in the chapel this afternoon praying I imagined that, as it says in Rev. 8:1, “When the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.” I imagined what that would be like… all the angels and saints standing in worship around the throne of God and complete in utter silence, gazing in awe… a half hour passes of this collective breathlessness and sheer wonder… then Michael, the chief of the Seraphim begins singing the glorious hymn,

‘Amen! Blessing and glory and wisdom
and thanksgiving and honour
and power and might

And as he nears the last line the entire company of heaven breaks in…

be to our God for ever and ever! Amen.’

And eternity begins as all the joy and goodness on earth find the perfection and fulfillment united to our Glorious God and the unending symphony of praise cascades throughout the new heaven and earth.  And the thrill of being pursued by the Divine Lover, and wonder at being caught up in His arms will continue eternally, ever ancient and ever new.

Let the Spirit and the Bride say, “Come!” (Rev. 22:17)

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No Tears in Heaven (but there might be wings)

The other day in the car, I had a conversation with my five-year old son; he wanted to know if he could get angelWinged Victory wings in heaven. I told him that in heaven God would give him whatever he needed to be happy; if he needed angel wings to be happy then God would find a way to give him wings. (I have it on good authority that Redbull doesn’t exist in heaven so that’s not an option.) I then stressed to my boy who this is one of the most amazing things about heaven… it’s perfect happiness where nobody ever cries or gets hurt. He didn’t believe me.

First he inquired, “But what about when someone makes you cry?” I said that nobody makes you cry in heaven because everyone wants to share and be kind and love you. I quoted the sage Eric Clapton and told him there are no tears in heaven (I believe this is also found somewhere in that zany book of the Bible called “Revelations”)¹. He simply said in response, “I don’t believe you.”

I. Was. Stunned.

Dads are supposed to know everything for their little boys. There isn’t supposed to be doubt or disbelief! How could this be? Fortunately, I was stopped at a red light otherwise I may have driven off the road. In pondering this conversation the last few days I came to the realization that of all things for him to doubt, this doubt makes sense. He already knows well that this life filled with suffering, selfishness, tears and yellow jackets. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a happy boy and has loads of fun and is loved and knows he is loved, but by the age of five he’s discovered that tears are a part of life. We all know that, don’t we… only too well?

In this world most of us are taught to doubt anything we can’t see or touch or prove empirically. So heaven either can’t be real or, if it is, can’t be all it’s cracked up to be. After all, this world is pretty consistent in one thing… letting you down. After years of adulation you realize that your parents are fallible (apparently that only takes five years or so); everyone around you acts selfishly, especially yourself; the world is full of criminals; and so on. Simply spending a week as a high school student in a public or private school will suffice to teach this lesson. Everything we can see and touch and empirically prove tells us that “life is pain and anyone who says differently is selling something.”² Why should heaven be any different? Because God says so? Just look at him, this God of ours… hanging on a cross, dying the most horrific death possible. And so we say to him, “Whatever you say, Jesus.” But we think in the depths of our hearts, “I don’t believe you.”

Is it any wonder why it’s so difficult to lead teens (or anyone else) closer to Christ?! Everything in the world around them convinces them that heaven is a big sham. And that hypocritical youth minister over there telling me that God loves me and wants to be happy with me in heaven forever? Puh-leaz! I don’t believe him! Who wants eternal life when life is pain?

So how do we respond? Whether you’re a youth minister, a priest, a teen or a parent, what’s the antidote? Honestly, I don’t have one. There’s nothing I can say to absolutely prove that it’s all going to be worth it. I can provide no antidote to the pain of life.

But I don’t have to. It’s not up to me. It’s not up to you. I am nothing more than the sailor sitting next to his friends in a lifeboat trying to find his way to a safe harbor. Ultimately, it’s the Captain’s job to guide us home; he and he alone can do it and while he seems to have gone down with the ship, he somehow rose again from the depths and is with us.

Refugee Boat

The only one who can prove the joy of heaven is Christ himself. He proved it to me many years ago while I was on retreat. He met with me, he encountered me and I have never been the same. I know in the depths of my heart that heaven exists and is more than I could possibly imagine. “Eye has not seen, ear has not heard, nor has it so much as dawned on man what God has in store for those that love him.”³ This knowledge is a true knowledge. We believe that Saturn exists, not because we can see it but because we trust the astronomers who tell us. That is true knowledge. I believe that heaven is real and is more than a mere absence of suffering because the Word of Truth tells me so.

The only answer, the only antidote, the only proof that exists is Existence itself! The God who’s love is so great that he left the joy of heaven to suffer with his beloved loves you. He. loves. you! That love will not be outdone. His love will not be tainted by suffering, not in the slightest because he suffered for you. He took your sin and suffered in your place because he loves you. Perhaps you haven’t met him yet and don’t know. That’s OK. Call out to him. If your suffering is too great then cry out, “Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?”4 And he will meet with you. I know him personally (though I’m not the best friend he could ask for) and I tell you, he longs for you like a deer longs for the running stream.

There is nothing I can prove to you or my five-year old son. You can not prove it. It is beyond belief. The Truth of the joy of heaven resides in one place only, one person only (well three Persons if you want to be technical). My job as a dad, youth minister and Christian is to point… to lead others to a place of encounter. Your job is to do the same. Are you helping others encounter Christ? That is your job, your solemn duty, your privilege, your joy.

 

 

1.  Rev 7:17
2.  From the greatest movie ever made: The Princess Bride
3.  1 Cor. 2:9
4.  Matt 27:46